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If You're a Guy
Episode Dumb Dumbwaiter
Character(s) Vinnie Terrio
Sunil Nevla
Russell Ferguson
Sung by Kyle Rideout
Peter New
Samuel Vincent
Length 1:04
Season Season 1
Episode Transcript Dumb Dumbwaiter
International versions

If You're a Guy (spelled If You're A Guy in The Hub's game Pet Shop Rock)[1] is a song sung by the male pets in Dumb Dumbwaiter, while they're having a time with the girls away. The song is a parody of "Jet Song", from the American musical West Side Story.

Composer Daniel Ingram thanked "David Corman for his great production work on it and Roger Eschbacher for the perfect lyrics".[2]

Lyrics

If you're a guy
[Vinnie]
If you're a guy
You're a pet who's the best
Say so long and goodbye
To those feminine pests
[Sunil]
If you're a guy
You can spend all your time
In a coat and a tie
Singing lyrics that...
Sunil: Sound very good with the other lyrics.
Oh, what can I say, musical theater was never my strong suit.
[Russell]
If you're a guy
You don't need any girls
Come on and lets try
To do some manly dance twirls
[Vinnie]
You can burp without fear
[Russell]
You can scratch it when it itches
[Vinnie]
You can wiggle your rear
[Sunil]
In your stylish new trousers
Vinnie: What?
Sunil: I tried to tell you!
[Vinnie and Russell]
Who needs (Sunil: Who needs)
Those girls (Sunil: Those girls)
They're bossy (Sunil: So bossy!)
And gross (Sunil: But they smell nice!)
[Vinnie, Russell and Sunil]
If you're a guy
You're a pet
With the most!

Awards and nominations

"If You're a Guy" was nominated for "Outstanding Original Song - Children and Animation" in the 40th Daytime Emmy Awards.[3]

References

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