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| Previous: | The Big, Feathered Parade |
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| Episode: | A Day at the Museum |
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Pets: [Animal sounds]
Russell: Only three more blocks until we get to the park!
Pets: [Chatter]
Minka: Blythe, can I have the ball? Can I? Can I? Can I? Pleeeeeease?!
Blythe: Be patient, Minka. We can't play catch on the street; it's too dangerous.
Minka: Dumb street!
[Conk!]
Sunil: [Gasp] Looooooooooooooooook!
Blythe: Crazy Zombies 2: Museum Zombies?
Vinnie: Ohhhh no! We just stopped having nightmares from the first Crazy Zombies movie!
Blythe: Don't worry, I'll make sure you never see it.
Sunil: Are you crazy?
Vinnie: We can't wait to see it!
Minka: Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!
Blythe: Okay, Minka, now you can have the ball.
Minka: Ahh! What do I do with it?
Blythe: Throw it and someone will chase it.
Minka: Oh! Good idea! Hey, Sunil, go long!
Sunil: Oh! Ooh ho ho! [Bang!] Oof!
Blythe: Sunil, are you okay?
Sunil: If by okay, you mean slightly dazed, then yes, I am okay. Luckily for me, this sign broke my fall.
Blythe: Park closed for re-seeding.
Russell: Ugh, typical!
Penny Ling: But we've been looking forward to this all week!
Blythe: I guess we'll just have to head back to Littlest Pet Shop.
Pets: [Protesting]
Pepper: [Gasp] Hey! We can play over there!
Blythe: Well, it's not as big as the park.
Pets: [Begging]
Blythe: I don't know...
(The pets whimper and make puppy dog eyes.)
Blythe: [Groan] Gets me every time. Okay, we can go.
Pets: [Cheering]
Penny Ling: Russell, comin' at ya!
Russell: Gaah!
Vinnie: Ha! You got served!
Minka: Gimme a chance!
Vinnie: Uah!
Minka: That's how we do it Downtown! UH! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I'm the monkey! I'm the monkey!
Sunil: The mongoose is open! The mongoose is open!
(Minka throws the ball, it bounces into the museum.)
Minka: The ball! There goes the ball!
Penny Ling: Minka, wait for me!
Blythe: Come back, you two! Hold it - no pets allowed? Ugh, great!
Zoe: You know, if dogs ran the world and I was their supreme leader, this kind of rule would never-
Pepper: Zoe, save it for another day. Minka and Penny Ling are in there already!
Russell: Minka's laser beam focused on that ball, so if it's rolled deep into the museum-
Blythe: She's right there behind it, along with Penny Ling!
[Screeching]
Minka: Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Wooooow!
Penny Ling: That is one big pet!
Blythe: If Penny Ling and Minka are discovered inside the museum, we'll all be in big trouble! Normally, I don't like to break rules, but in this case, I have no choice! Okay, I'm going to sneak everyone into the museum, so I'm going to need everyone to be quiet, okay?
Vinnie: [Gasp] Do you remember the subtitle to Crazy Zombies 2?
Sunil: Museum Zombies?
Vinnie & Sunil: [Gulp]
Blythe: [Gasp] [Gulp]
Guard: Excuse me, miss. What's in the bags?
Blythe: [Gulp]
Guard: So, miss, what's in your bags?
Blythe: Bags? What bags? I don't see any bags!
Guard: The backpack on your back and the tote bag in your hand, those bags.
Blythe: Oh, these bags! The ones I just happen to be carrying! [Awkward laugh]
Guard: Yes, the ones you're carrying. I was wondering what was inside them?
Blythe: Uh - er - there's nothing inside my bags! Really, definitely not anything unusual and nothing that's not allowed in the museum! I'm really into following rules! [Laugh] I hate breaking them! I never would! I guess you could say it's not my bag! Hehe, get it? We were talking about bags and then I said it's not my bag? So, uh, you wanna know what's in my bags? Uh, why do you ask?
Guard: Oh, I was gonna tell you if you don't wanna lug 'em around the museum, you could check them in!
Blythe: OMG! Check my bags! [Awkward laugh] Uh, thanks for the offer, but I actually enjoy lugging them around! It's a great workout! [Grunt] Gotta go!
Minka: Can you imagine what it was like to live back in prehistoric times?
Penny Ling: I imagine it was big.
Minka: I know! He's huuuuuge! The T-Rex was the biggest and... T-Rexiest dinosaur of them all! Whoa! Hey, what's the big idea?
Penny Ling: Oh, I don't think we're supposed to be in here! We need to get the ball and run back outside!
Minka: Okay! But aren't you a little bit curious about what it must've been like to live back in dinosaur times?
[Dinosaurs roaring]
Minka: My favorite is the triceratops, but I also love the stegosaurus! [Gasp] And don't forget about... Diplodocus!
[Stomping]
Penny Ling: Hey, I got the ball! Maybe we should go!
[Cracking]
Minka: Er, I don't think that's our ball.
[Cracking]
(A baby triceratops hatches from the egg.)
Minka: Ha! It's a baby triceratops!
Penny Ling: Awwww! She's so cute! Let's call her Penny Ling Jr.!
Minka: Eh, that's good, but Minka Two is better.
Penny Ling: I know - how about Min-Ling?
Minka: Hey! Min-Ling wants to play tag, and you're it!
Minka & Penny Ling: [Laughing]
Penny Ling: I've got you now!
[Stomp!]
Minka & Penny Ling: Aaaah! [Groan]
Penny Ling: Hey, it's a dino-dog!
Minka & Penny Ling: [Laughing]
Blythe: Minka! Penny Ling! Where are you? [Sniff] Oh, no!
Russell: [Cough] Blythe, I know you're busy and everything, but I'm feeling just a tad cooped up and, uh, Pepper is a tad - Um, how can I put this delicately? - smelly!
Pepper: Hey, I can't help it! I'm nervous!
Blythe: Sorry, Russell, but you're just gonna have to learn to live with it. Now both of you get back down or we are gonna get caught!
Russell: Caught? By who, that big burly security guard coming our way?
Blythe: EEEEK!
Guard: Excuse me, miss, but did I just see something moving in your bag?
Blythe: Uh, what bag?
Guard: Now let's not start that again. I saw something and it was fuzzy!
Blythe: Oh, that! [Laugh] It was just my fuzzy, uh, keychain! I love fuzzy keychains!
Guard: There's something fuzzy and [Smell, gag] smelly moving around in your bag and I insist on looking inside! Now hand it over!
Vinnie: Yikes! He's gonna open Blythe's backpack!
Sunil: Russell and Pepper are doomed!
Zoe: Not if I can help it! [Barking]
Guard: Hey, what the - ?!
Blythe: OMG! Ugh, can you believe someone brought their dog inside the museum? Bringing pets inside the museum is clearly not allowed! I mean, there's a big sign right out front that says so!
Guard: I know! I put that sign there myself!
Blythe: Well, aren't you gonna go chase the dog?
Guard: Oh, yeah.
Blythe: [Sigh] Another close one. Wait a minute, what am I saying? Now instead of two pets on the loose, I have three!
Zoe: [Barking]
Guard: Come back here, cutest doggie I've ever seen!
Zoe: [Barking] [Gasp] That is one divine doggie treat display! It would take me a month to bury all that!
Guard: Here, doggie, doggie, doggie!
Zoe: [Gasp] Uh oh! [Yelp] Penny! Minka! We've been looking all over for you two!
[Stomping]
Zoe: Wow! Look at the dinosaurs! Look at those trees! Look at that volcano! Oh, I love what your imaginations have done with the place!
Penny Ling: Thanks! We like it here, too.
Zoe: It is so inspiring that I feel a song coming on!
Penny Ling: What a surprise.
[The girls sans Pepper and Blythe]
Back in the days of the dinosaur
Everything was so big that you could not be ignored
You take a step and make the jungle quake
Every beat to the music makes your booty shake
Dino-pet
To be a Dino-pet
We be shakin' down the jungle like they'll never forget
Dino-pet
To be a Dino-pet
We be shakin' down the jungle like they'll never forget
[Zoe]
The diva Zoesaurus
The dinos all adore us
Fashion dino singing tunes
Hangin' by the blue lagoon
Dinos come from all around
To hear the Zoesaurus sound
Elite, dance beat
Jungles shakin' from the beat
[The girls sans Pepper and Blythe]
Dino-pet
To be a Dino-pet
We be shakin' down the jungle like they'll never forget
[Minka]
The Minka-dinga-belly-ringa-dimple-dunkasaurus
First ever monkey in the forest
Threw parties, in the trees
Jammin' on the coconuts if you please
[The girls sans Pepper and Blythe]
Dino-pet
To be a Dino-pet
We be shakin' down the jungle like they'll never forget
[Penny]
Some dinosaurs were a little shy
Penny-Lingasaurus liked to run and hide
Some thought she was the cutest dinosaur
Until T. rex bugged her and we heard her roar
[The girls sans Pepper and Blythe]
Dino-pet
To be a Dino-pet
We be shakin' down the jungle like they'll never forget
Dino-pet
To be a Dino-pet
We be shakin' down the jungle like they'll never forget
[Dinosaurs roaring]
Blythe: Minka! Penny Ling! Zoe! [Sigh] Wait a minute, didn't I check this exhibit before? Have I been walking in circles this whole time? Oh no, it's that guy again!
[Door opens, closes]
Russell: [Breathes] Fresh air! Fresh air! There's nothing like fresh storage closet air!
Blythe: [Sigh] Losing three pets in the museum and now hiding from the security guard in a closet - could things get any worse?
Sunil: Oh, yes! Indeed they could get worse!
Vinnie: A whole lot worse!
Blythe: How?
Vinnie & Sunil: Museum zombies!
Blythe: There's no such thing as museum zombies, but there is a museum guard and he seems determined to see what's in my bags. So please, let's all stay focused and think of where the others could be. Alright everyone, back in the bags; time to get moving again.
Russell: Aww, do I have to? I don't think my nose can take it!
[Door unlocks]
[Door opens]
(The janitor walks in and grabs Russell.)
Russell: [Spit] Heeeelp!
[Door closes]
Loudspeaker: Attention, museum patrons. The museum will be closing in ten minutes.
Blythe: What the oh no! Ten minutes?! And now four pets are lost!
Minka: Everybody hang loose!
[Surf music]
[Splash]
Zoe: Dudes, this fantasy is just too cool! I could sing a song about it! Oh, snap, I already did.
Penny Ling: Dudes, that ride was fierce!
Minka: Dudes, it totally was! Let's catch another!
Penny Ling: I think we should maybe try to get back to Blythe, we've been in here for a while now.
Minka: Yeah, we should. Right after one more wave!
[Splashing]
Minka: Radical!
Russell: [Gasp] An actual T-Rex skeleton! Look at those teeth, he's got 60 of them and they're each nine inches long! That's why he was the most fearsome meat-eater of them all! I could stare at him all day! [Yelp] (Curls up into a ball)
Guard: Oh, hehehe, prickly rock.
Russell: [Exhale]
Zoe, Minka, & Penny Ling: [Laughing]
Russell: Hey, what are you three doing back here?
Vinnie: Ohhh! Pepper, P to the U!
Pepper: I can't help it! Still nervous!
Vinnie: Ooohhh! Can you try to be a little less nervous?
Sunil: Yes, get your mind off the situation! Think of pleasant things like spending a delightful day at the beach!
Pepper: Okay, I'll try.
Sunil & Vinnie: [Disgusted noises]
Pepper: Sorry, big waves make me nervous.
Vinnie: I can't take this anymore! Sunil, there's only one thing to do - we gotta make a break for it!
Sunil: What about the zombies?
Vinnie: I'll take my chances with the zombies!
Sunil: Me too!
Pepper: I'm gonna start taking this personally!
Sunil & Vinnie: Museum zombiiiiiiiiies!
Russell: Wow, look at that - an actual brontosaurus!
Penny Ling: You mean Ed? He's nice.
Russell: Is that a triceratops?
Penny Ling: A baby triceratops. Her name is Min-Ling.
[Stomping]
Russell: [Gasp] A velociraptor?
Penny Ling: Hello, Mike!
Russell: Mike? Penny Ling, I want to meet some big, scary dinosaurs, and you've given all of them cute names.
Loudspeaker: Attention, museum patrons. Please make your way to the exits, the museum will be closing in five minutes.
Guard: This is green sector security reporting in. I was just investigating some suspicious activity in the prehistoric area, but it turned out to be it was just a prickly rock. I'll be doing a sweep of the African exhibit before heading to the exit for closing. Security out.
Blythe: Did you all hear that?
Pepper: Hello.
Blythe: Pepper! Where are Sunil and Vinnie?
Pepper: They couldn't take my smell anymore, so they left. Can you believe the nerve of those guys?
Blythe: Okay, Blythe, keep it together. Just because you've only got five minutes to find all the pets doesn't mean you won't be able to do it. Five minutes, six pets... That's less than one minute per pet! Ahhhh!
Sunil: Oh, I knew we should've stayed in the bag! We're surrounded by museum zombies! Just look at them!
Vinnie: Yeah, look at them. Hey, these lions aren't zombies - they're models! Check it out. [Knocking] See?
Sunil: Well, would you look at that? They are just models! Ohhh, I am so relieved! I was quite sure we were going to be attacked by zombies!
Vinnie: Sunil, you do realize that zombies don't come to life till the lights go out.
Sunil: Ohhh! I knew it was too good to be true! Oh, I do believe in zombies! I do believe in zombies! I do, I do, I do!
Russell: Minka, Penny Ling - the museum is closing! You need to end this fantasy now!
Penny Ling: We would if we knew how! Looks like we're stuck here!
Minka: Well, if I had to be stuck somewhere, this place would be at the top of my list.
[Screeching]
Minka: Russell, we know you're frustrated, but you don't have to screech at us!
Russell: That wasn't me.
Penny Ling: Who then?
[Screeching]
Russell: Him! Run!
All: [Screaming]
Blythe: Gotcha!
Minka: Oh! Hey, it's Blythe!
Russell: Blythe, put me back in the bag! I don't even care if Pepper's in there!
Blythe: Okay, okay! Now to find Sunil and Vinnie before the museum closes! Sunil! Vinnie! Where are you?
Loudspeaker: Attention, patrons. The museum will be closing in three minutes, please make your way to the nearest exit.
Sunil: Oh, no! When the lights go down -
Vinnie: The zombies come out!
[Groaning]
Sunil: [Gasp] M-m-m-mummy! Mummy!
Vinnie: Yeah, I want my mommy too!
Sunil: Not mommy, ZOMBIE MUMMY!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Screaming]
Guard: Thank you for coming, everyone. Hope your visit was historic!
Blythe: OMG, the guard is getting ready to lock up! Sunil and Vinnie will be trapped inside the museum all night!
Zoe: What are you going to do?
Blythe: [Sigh] I guess it's time to come clean.
Vinnie & Sunil: [Panting] Whooo!
Sunil: We've got to get out of this museum before the zombie mummy gets us!
Vinnie: Huh. Hey, there's Blythe!
Blythe: Excuse me, Mr. security guard?
Guard: Ah, it's you! I hope you enjoyed your visit with us today.
Blythe: Well, "enjoyed" isn't quite the word I would use.
[Groaning]
Sunil: Oh, no! The zombie mummy is going to get Blythe!
Vinnie: We've got to stop him!
Blythe: I kind of have a little problem.
Guard: Oh, hey, Fred! Nice work today! See ya tomorrow, buddy! Museum's mascot - ha ha, that guy never comes out of character! Now what's your problem again, miss?
Blythe: Well, I have something to confess. (Sees Vinnie and Sunil coming toward her) [Gasp] Uh - is that a comic book you're reading?
Fred: Whoaa! Oof!
Guard: Fred!
Blythe: I had a wonderful day at the museum! Sorry about all the rule-breaking!
Guard: Heh, what a nice kid!
Minka: That was fun!
Vinnie: Yeah, we loved the museum!
Pepper: Are you kidding? You two were terrified the whole time!
Sunil: We know!
Vinnie: And it was so much better than those zombie movies, hahaha!
Minka: Blythe, do you think we can come back to the museum, uh, next week?
Blythe: [Sigh] We'll have to see about that. After the day I just had, all I want to do is go home and chill.
Zoe: Chillin' sounds good to me.
Minka: Hey, maybe we can finish our game of catch at home.
Blythe: But I thought you lost the ball.
Minka: No, I found it!
Russell: That's not a ball.
Minka & Penny Ling: It's a dinosaur egg!
(The egg hatches.)
Penny Ling: Min-Ling?
[End credits]